Thursday, May 23, 2013


A Southern lady walks into a bar and sits by another woman.

"Hello.  Where are you from?" she asks.

The other woman replies (in a very distinct, haughty Yankee accent), "Where I am from, we do not end a sentence or question with a preposition."

Southern lady replies, "Oh, excuse me.  Where are you from, Bitch?"

Tuesday, May 21, 2013


 ~  A kakistocracy is a kind of government with the worst of a society's citizens in power.  (Sorry, I just had to!)

 ~  The computer mouse was first referred to as an "X-Y position indicator for a display system" in its inventor's patent application.  Inventor Douglas Engelbart received a patent in 1970.

 ~  Flamboyant Hall of Fame quarterback Joe namath donated a pair of pantyhose to Planet Hollywood.  He wore them on the field on cold days.

 ~  Zoologists believe it is likely that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is female.  Male reindeer usually shed their antlers before mid-December.  Female reindeer don't drop their antlers until spring when their claves are born.

~  There were four cabinet positions during George Washington's presidency:  Secretary of State, Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of War, and Attorney General.


 We threw a tea...

 For the Bride to be.

 It was very fancy.

 She marries in June...

To a lovey tune.

And her first child will be Nancy!

(Not trying to be Shakespeare!  Don't hate.)

Tuesday, May 14, 2013


~  The name of the fast-talking alien dog in "Men in Black" is Frank.

~  The song being performed when Justin Timberlake ripped Janet Jackson's costume, exposing a breast, during the Superbowl halftime was"Rock Your Body."  Timberlake was singing the line "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song" when the incident occurred.

~  The "Breakfast of Champions" referred to in the title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel is a martini.  In the novel the phrase (borrowed from Wheaties cereal) is used by a waitress whenever she serves the cocktail.

~  Each year the moon moves1.5 inches farther away from Earth.  This is according to measurements made by bouncing laser beams off reflectors that the Apollo astronauts left on the lunar surface.

~  Writer Rudyard Kipling painted his golf balls red when he lived in Vermont in the 1890's so that he could play snow golf - a version of golf that he invented - and the red paint made it easier for him to locate balls in the snow.

Monday, May 13, 2013


Rayray and Leighann walking into the arena!
 Rayray and Leighann after walking across the stage....
 Rayray, Leighann and April...

Had a wonderful Saturday watching my Booboo kitty graduate from college.  It could not have been a nicer time....great friends, great food (Brio), great memories!

Monday, May 6, 2013


Went to see the Broadway plat "The Addams Family" last night.  It was hilarious!  Very interesting and funny dialog, great dancing and special effects.  Highly recommended if you get the chance.

Some funny lines from the play...

Grandma:  Three words people:  full, body, make-over!  Legs, hair, boobs, the full enchilada!  Call me a cougar, but I betcha there's a couple of ninety year old hotties out there just waiting to take their teeth out and chow down on a Grandma sandwich!

Grandma:  (to Pugsley)  Time, my dear, is a thief.  She'll stral your soul and flee on little fairy wings....NOW, STAY OUT OF MY SHIT OR I'LL RIP YOU LEG OFF AND BURY IT IN THE BACKYARD!...I love you.

Uncle Fester:  (to audience) You're probably thinking:  what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about love?

Grandma:  One sip of this will turn Mary Poppins into Madea.
Pugsley:  I don't understand your references.
Grandma:  Then stop the damn texting and pick up a book once in a while!

Lucas:  But you see the lover always comes back...Eulesies, Tristan, Romeo.
Wednesday:  Look, I'm home schooled...what's your point?

Gomez: You gave a child agrimonium!?
Grandma: I did NOT! I gave him love and understanding... which is a lot more than I get around here! I know what you've been saying missy. Sure I smoke weed in the attic! It's medicinal! I have... gingivitis. And I'm the matriarch of this family! I'm somebody's mother! And let me clear that one up right now! You wanna know who's mother I am?! It's... ohhh I've got to stop smoking weed in the attic!

Friday, May 3, 2013


Had a great time last night at Casa Santiago with Btut, Randyandy, and the Big Dawes! 

Food - Delicious

Margaritas - Endless

Friendship - Priceless

Oh, and hey, Jimmy Dawes...Did you just ask that question twice?