"My grandkids are all girls except the one that's a boy."
"If it doesn't burn my mouth I'm not happy."
"Sally threw up in the sock drawer."
"She wants to stop at Costco and get the economy sized thing of Brazil nuts."
singing "Cover me up before you go go...." (Wake me up before you go go)
"It's just...we're fat and we're married. That's it."
"The other conferences should be glad that Bama and LSU are going to the championship....at least they are guaranteed an SEC team will lose. That's the only way."