Thursday, August 16, 2012


From Southern Lady Cooks...

Things you will never hear a Southerner say...

1.  Duct tape won't fix that.
2.  Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
3.  We don't keep firearms in this house.
4.  I thought Graceland was tacky.
5.  We're vegetarians.
6.  I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
7.  Who care who won the Civil War.
8.  I just couldn't find a thing at WalMart today.
9.  Trim the fat off that steak.
10.  Unsweet tea tastes better.
11.  Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?  (I like bean sprouts)
12.  I don't have a favorite college team.

Happy Thursday!

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