From Southern Lady Cooks...
Things you will never hear a Southerner say...
1. Duct tape won't fix that.
2. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
3. We don't keep firearms in this house.
4. I thought Graceland was tacky.
5. We're vegetarians.
6. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
7. Who care who won the Civil War.
8. I just couldn't find a thing at WalMart today.
9. Trim the fat off that steak.
10. Unsweet tea tastes better.
11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? (I like bean sprouts)
12. I don't have a favorite college team.