IDIOT TEST....answers to follow on Monday....
The Questions:
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?
11. If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 foot 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1970?
Have a great weekend!
2 comments:
I'll give it a try. Some of these I've either heard before or got them in school as trick questions.
1. Yes.
2. One birthday.
3. 12 months
4. The beggar is a woman? Not sure about that one.
5. He's still alive.
6. 6
7. No. He's dead.
8. They played different people, not each other?
9. 70
10. White
11. You have 2 - that's definitely a new one for me
12. 50 cent piece and the other one is a nickel
13. Match
14. 1/2 way in, then the dog's running out
15. I'm stumped on this one. The obvious answer is an hour and a half, so I know that's wrong. Maybe it's something crazy like as long as you didn't swallow them? But I'm thinking it has to do with the start of the hour, the middle, and the top, so you take them all in the hour. But I'm not sure if it's talking about that or how long the pills actually last.I'll just say I'm stumped.
16. Nine
17. None
18. Haven't heard this one. Weighs meat?
19. 12? Another new one on me.
20. Barrack Obama, I'm guessing?
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I know I had heard none of those last six, but I had heard most of the ones before that, naybe all but three.
Anyway, I'm thinking I at least got a B. Thanks, Laura Leigh!!!
No way. You got 1 right.
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