Thursday, September 6, 2012

I just had to share was on John Boy and Billy this morning.  Around 8:45 they take requests to hear things from shows in the past.  They replayed this morning!  I laughed until I cried!

The Weenie Whacker Song(To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")
In the bedroom...the quiet bedroom
The Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchen
Loraina grabs her knife...

Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Weenie wacker weenie wacker

Slashed his pee pee...his tiny pee pee
It left a nasty scar
Stuck his rocket into her pocket
And drove off in the car...

(repeat chorus)

Out the window...the Nissan window
She threw his shuttlecock
Then the cops came and found the unit
And outlined it with chalk...

(repeat chorus until sent to your room)

In the cooler...the Playmate cooler
They packed it up real tight
the doctor patched it...and reattached it
It still don't work quite right...

(repeat chorus until spanked)

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