Funny quotes from last night:
Everybody's a little gay.
I wish I had extra fingers so I could grab more cheeseballs.
That baby came on the biscuit express.
I got a damn gnat on me.
I am so excited to meet Kaitlyn I could just piss myself.
(All of these from a 5 year old)
Here are some more quotes from previous shows. I know you don't want to read these, but I bet you just can't stop!
All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus. - Mama, judging the locals.
I likes to get in the mud because I like to get dirty like a pig. - Honey Boo Boo on one of her hobbies.
We came. We conquered. We done what needed to be done. - Mama on her family.
My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day you can lose a little weight, so I think I'll lose a lot of weight because I'm going to fart a lot. - Chubbs on dieting.
My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. Truth. - Honey Boo Boo, stating the obvious.
I'll stop passing gas when I'm dead. - Pumpkin just being Pumpkin.
No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. - Mama, addressing critics.
It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up. - Mama explaining a nickname for her private part and... oh God, we're gonna be sick...